The Men Who Didn't Come Back

Wail Bill Hickoff! Hold on to your hands and pants on Kellogg's corn pop. Cause here comes Guy Madison as Wild Bill in his proud jingles which is me, Andy Divine. We got another rootin' tootin' Wild Bill Hickoff adventure story for ya.

From that great news, sir, you with the sweetin' and already on it, Kellogg! Kellogg's corn pop brings you Wild Bill Hickoff, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Divine as his pal Jingle.

In the rip-roar and days of the early West, the pioneers worked long and played hard. There were church socials and husking bees, square dances and hayrides, but the biggest event of all was the county fair.

In the western town of Rannikaboo, families and buckboards covered wagons and one-horse rigs had jammed the streets for the fair. But United States Marshal Wild Bill Hickock and his deputy jingles were there for another reason to find an answer to the strange question of the men who didn't come back.

Yes sir Bill, there ain't nothing like a county fair. Here comes the parade. Sure enough, Bingles. What a sight. Hey, most people. Huh? Why sure, Sonny. Now here you go up there up to the daisy.

Thanks, Mr. P. Just look. Yeah, all them banners waving in the horses strutting, Hey, and see them solid gold wagons. And say, just look at the old drum major, kick it up and see him.

Yes, there boy, what fun. Oh boy, oh boy. What? Oh, jingles, don't get too excited. Keep your eyes open. Don't forget what we came in for. Oh, a dog on it, Bill. And what do you have to bring that up for?