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One Fresh Onion

Wild Bill Hickok · 1953 · 25 min · 4,081 words

The transcript of “One Fresh Onion”, an episode of Wild Bill Hickok from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Wild Bill Hickok plays Wild Bill Hickok free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Kellogg's the greatest name in cereals presents... WHOOOOOOOOWL! HICKHAAAAAA! Told on your hats and gallop along with Guy Madison as Wellbill Hickock and as pal jingles which is me Andy Devine. We've got another rootin' tootin' Wellbill Hickock adventure story for ya from that famous talkin' cereal Kellogg's Rice Crispies.

Snap, braggle, pop. Today Kellogg's Rice Krispies, the world's only talking cereal, brings you Wild Bill, Hickock, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill, and Andy Divine as his pal Jingle. In just 30 seconds you'll hear the exciting story, One Fresh Onion.

Listen real closely now, see if you can hear a sound. No sound, huh? Nothing. Well I hope that's not the way the Rice Krispies package at your house acts, because if it does, It's empty.

And if that's the case, you ask mother to please get some more rice crispies at the store. Then tomorrow morning, when you pour the milk on those rice crispy, you will hear a sound. A happy little snap crackle pop.

And you know why? Because those rice crispies have been tumbled, toasted, and exclusive Kellogg process that spins rice crispies with crispy goodness and makes them golden toasty all over. Have some for breakfast tomorrow. Kelloggs, Rice Krispies, United States Marshal, Wild Bill Hickock, and his big deputy jingles roam the west in the cause of law and order, befriending the pioneer, fighting the outlaw.

More than once a thundering adventure for the two saddled partners started from a little thing, like the all-out fight that began with one fresh onion. Get up with that bacon, I'm starving the dead. You get one thing at a time, you big empty barrel.

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