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Sticking to your humble dish of deserter, Instead of gorging on banana cream by a brownie, You deserve a reward, New improved deserter. It's ten calories now. They added one fantastic little calorie. That gives deserter gelatin a great new taste.

That's good as jello gelatin! Amist? New deserter. Heaven knows you deserve it. Ladies, would you bring that cloth over here, please? The annual woman's club barbecue is over, and there's a day's worth of saidy-in stains on this tablecloth.

This looks like chocolate cream pie. Homemade, but it stains. And this? Some of Alice's barbecue sauce. And that's beef blood. And dried in, too. All these saidy-in stains. A problem for conventional detergents. But not for the unbelievable detergent.

New gain with micro enzyme action from Procter & Gamble. Gain works better on even these locked-in stains. By itself, how's it work? You see, stains are locked into fabric fibers. But Gaines' enzymes act like little keys to unlock those stains biologically.

Free them from the fabric. Then you didn't add a thing! Look, chocolate cream by gone. Unbelievable! Barbecue sauce gone. Blood stain gone. Unbelievable! Everything's unbelievably clean with the unbelievable detergent. Gain with micro-enzyme action. Gain treats stains like dirt.

Let me tell you the story of Chevron Island. I was told by Hula Han, on Sherborne Island we had more hands to greet you as a friend, more hands to care for your car, to get you in and out quickly, more hands to point the sunniest route, more hands to make your travel brighter, because Sherborne Island has more

men on hand than any of the others. more hands to serve you. For a welcome island treat come to Chevron Island, friendly land of helpful hands. It's simple arithmetic. Chevron Island has more men than any of the others. More hands serve you.

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