Romeo and Juliet

This is the Danny K Show with Harry James and his music-makers. Presented by Paps Blue Ribbon, 33 fine blues blended into one great beer. Gas Neighbors for your entertainment, Paps Blue Ribbon presents E-Bart, Lionel Stander, Bob Jealousen, Shirley Mitchell, the outstanding music of America's top band, Harry James and his music-makers, Yours truly Ken Niles and those 33 fine talents

blended into one great comedian, Danny K. Well, last week saw the official opening of the Danny K Little Theater and things have been rolling right along. As we enter the theater tonight, the house lights dim, the curtain goes up, and Danny K steps into the spotlight.

Gather on me, everybody. Then settle back and just sit high While I start reviewing the attitude of doing right You got the accent, you wait the positive e-mailing Mine ain't the negative latch on, to the affirmative Don't mess with this in between You gotta spread John Up to the maximum Wrangler

Down to the minimum Happy Or pandemonium Liberate to walk upon the sea To illustrate my last remark Joining the way No in the arc What did they do just When everything looks so dark Oh, man, they said you better act than you in the heart of them They're everywhere, my next negative latch on to the affirmative

Don't mess with mess the M between Oh, the good Lord knows that the world be a mess It's the one for the syllable Y-E-S That's the only S-way that the folks got help cause can go forward with a backward step Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I hear me, sister, while I take you to the ages and we look in what was cooking on history