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The Danny Kaye Show · March 17, 1945 · 31 min · 3,005 words
The transcript of “One Man's Irish Family ( )”, an episode of The Danny Kaye Show first broadcast March 17, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Danny Kaye Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Danny K Show Yes, it's the Danny K Show with E-Barden Lionel Stander yours truly Ken Niles and the outstanding music of America's top band Harry James and his music maker For your entertainment we present the amazingly amusing talents of a one and only Danny K and just sit down
while I start with you the attitude of you you got to act then you wait the positive, it'll end money to negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with Mr. Henry Quinn You gotta spread jar up to the max the moon Bring gloom down to the minimum Half faith or pandemonium Liver to walk upon the sea
To illustrate my last remark Jown in the well, no in the arc What did they do? Just whenever things looked so dark And they said we better act then She weighed the positive, he limb Moneyed the negative, black charm To the affirmative, don't mess with mister in between Oh the good Lord knows that the world would be a mess
If the world would be a syllable Y-E-S That's the only S-way that the folks got half caught You can't go forward with a back look there Now hear me sister, while I take you to the ages When looking what was cooking on the history stage, you'll find an infirmative right on the button
where to bring about a something where there used to be and nothing. All of you, yes, yes. What did he say to Adam? Lord, good I bet he was mad him. And Gallagher, the sheen, and Boston, through the bin.
Jack, then he drew hello, but Mr. Sister, Mr. Robba. Anthony de Cleopatra, Bobby Socks, Dusanatra. Accentuate, accelerate, accumulate, accommodate. I take you later, simulate, and celebrate the positive. eliminate the scrimmante or eradicate the good, a deblenderate to cascade a few magenta negative.
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