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The Danny Kaye Show · June 1, 1945 · 29 min · 3,444 words
The transcript of “Danny has a Dream”, an episode of The Danny Kaye Show first broadcast June 1, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Danny Kaye Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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This is the Danny K Show with Harry James and his music-makers. Presented by Pat Blue Ribbon, 33 fine blues, blended into one great beer. Yes, neighbors, for your entertainment, Pat Blue Ribbon presents E-Barden, Bob Jollison, the outstanding music of America's top band, Harry James and his music-makers, yours truly can, Niles, and those 33 fine talents,
talent blended into one great comedian Danny K. As he's been Danny K's last broadcast of the current season, he's been very busy bringing his diary up to date. At the moment he is making his last entry and he has splendid, spent silly and scrawl.
Dear diary, what Harry James do to take over the show for the summer, I threw a party for him last night and the rest of the cast. Leading the famous woman's touch, I asked the Varden to come over early and help me get things ready.
Now just before the gang arrived, Eve said to me, Danny, you're so forgetful. We better go over this list I made out and see if everything's taken care of. Okay, Evey, start checking. Sandwich is all made?
That's done. Silverware all polished? That's done. Rugs roll back for dancing. That's done. Floor is all whack. That's done too. Well, let's get things going. Evey will still have a lot to do. I'll tell you what.
Look, while you move the piano into the living room, I'll get busy and stuff some olives, huh? Well, don't bother, Danny. I'll carry the piano with one hand and stuff the olives with the other.
But, gee, thanks, Evie. I'll take it, Edie. Can I lift the receiver for you? No, thanks. I'm Andy. Hello? Hello, Danny. Danny, this is Ken Niles, and I just called to tell you, I don't think I can come to your party tonight.
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