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Woman Building Inspector

The Danny Kaye Show · February 24, 1945 · 29 min · 3,189 words

The transcript of “Woman Building Inspector”, an episode of The Danny Kaye Show first broadcast February 24, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Danny Kaye Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This is the Danny K show With Harry James and his music-makers Presented by Pat's Blue Ribbon, 33 fine bruise blended into one great beer For your entertainment, Pat's Blue Ribbon presents E-varden Lionel Stander Bob Jellison Shirley Mitchell The outstanding music of America's top band, Harry James and his music makers, yours truly Ken Niles, and Danny Kay!

Well, last week our over-enthusiastic but impractical hero Danny Kay acquired a little theater. And now with opening night close at hand, there is great activity permeating the place. Hey Danny, you helped me, will you?

Well, certainly, Lionel, what's your problem? Well, it's your publicity, man. I'm trying to paint the poster for the front of you at the later. You are? Yeah. How do you make an end? Up. Down and up.

Or down, up and down. Why don't you just lay on your side, Bob, and make a Z? She'd act that way down. That's a wonderful idea. Thanks, Danny. Well, you're welcome, I'll say by the way, don't forget to put the name of the playing quotation marks with you. Quotation marks, how do you make them?

When you know how to make a comma, don't you? Oh sure, that's a period with a a tail on it. Exactly so if you want a quotation mark you make two periods with tales and shove them upstairs.

The readings in Prisario. Hello Evie. For heaven's sake's Lionel, what kind of a sign is that? Daddy K's playhouse. Boy you're not looking at it right. You gotta lay on your side. Always a little bit mixed up, baby, but he's very helpful.

Gosh, Evie, just think. We've got our own little playhouse. That's something I've always dreamed about. Really, then? Yeah, just think. I'll be able to play all kinds of parts. I'll get a chance to be Walla Pigeon.

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