The Life of Danny Kaye

This is the Danny K Show with E. Varden, Lionel Standard, yours truly Ken Niles, and the outstanding music of America's top band Harry James and his music maker. Entertainment, Paps Blue Ribbon, 33 Fine Brews, blended into one Great Beer, presents 33 Fine talent splendid into one great comedian Danny Kaye

Danny Kaye will you hurry up or just a minute Evie it's always just a minute with you come on oh now wait I must pause to greet an old friend our greetings old friend I know things are pretty tough now Opel yes once you were popular in the money but now you broke desolate deserted alone don't worry Opel you'll

You make a comeback someday. Danny, do you have to go through that act every time you pass a cigarette machine? But Evie, they worry me. Standing around doing nothing. I wonder if they could put bananas in them.

You worry about everything but the things you should. Now sit down here and read your radio fan mail. It's got to be answered. Oh boy, fan mail? You mean I really got fan mail? That's what I've been trying to tell you all day.

Gosh, how many letters did I get? Think of a number. One. Bingo, now read it. Gosh, my first fan letter. I feel like a bride. Well, brush the orange blossoms out of your eyes and read it.

Okay, says, uh, big money in Belgian hairs. Put a couple of our giant Belgians in your backyard and they'll soon be paying the rent for you. Send for our free booklet, Splitting Hairs. Just what I thought, Evie, the only people listening to me last week were rabbits.