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The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show · 1961 · 19 min · 1,924 words
The transcript of “First Song-Thou Swell”, an episode of The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show from 1961. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). All Mixed Up plays The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Here we are, Derwin. We'll be listening to you and Gary tomorrow. What are we gonna do today, Bing? How about you getting us rolling with a song here, Rosie? I'll swell down with you. I'll sweet, thou grand.
What they do, sweet lollar, poo-loos-a-in-vee. Ritchie, a hunch, for two. Two, not a loll- Only in the fads and fashions for animals department, we've discussed the bubble bath for the cows, the hot pads for pigs.
Don't forget sweaters for cows. Right. And I got another one here. Goody. Another convenience for our animal pals. Yes indeed. Well, what is it, Ken? A chinchilla hairbrush. Think of that. Hairbrushes for chinchillas. Now, chinchillas can brush themselves.
I hate to dash cold water on your proposal here, Ken, but I would just like to point out that a hairbrush for a little bit of water, out that a hairbrush for its inshale is one thing but getting a chin-chill of the use it to actually brush his fur is another thing entirely.
Did you think of that? Well, I suppose they'd have to be trained. Take care. I got you there. Let me explain this. You see what the hairbrush for chin-chill is really is? It's a little passageway that's lined with metal brush bristles.
So that when the animal walks through this little passageway, the bristles brush its pelt and also the fur out of its eyes. Nice. Well, that's nice. Chin-Chill and run through the passageway. Will it utilize the little brushes?
Certainly it will. It's painless, it brushes him up and saves him the trouble of pulling his hair out and licking and clawing out to make himself presentable and comfortable. Could you hook on a scratcher in there?
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