First Song-Anything You Can Do

Well now Rosie isn't that nice of Durbit and Gary? What do you mean? Well, they just turned over the whole entire complete total CBS network to us. Golly, what sports? What are we gonna do with it?

A singer's song. Okay, what do you wanna try? Oh, anything. Well, I can do anything. You can do? Oh, you can, I approve it. Okay, buddy, Cole, you started. Well, we'll finish. I hope we make it.

You better, better than you. No you can't, no you can't, no you can't, yes I can, yes I can, yes I can! Be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you. No you're not, yes I am, no you're not, yes I am, yes I am, yes I am!

You're a partridge with the single cartridge. I can get a spiral with the phone when I hope. I can do most anything. Can you beg a pie? Neither can I. Anything you can sing, I can sing louder.

I can sing anything louder. No you can't! No you can't! No you can't! No you can't! Keepers and you can't! Forty cents! Thirty cents!

You can dig! I can dig anything! Thirty feet! Don't go to dig! You're not digging! Yes I can! I can be a racer I can jump a hurdle even with my girl. Red and cheese.

And only on that? I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you. Oh, you can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. 15 days in the hospital.

And my operation hasn't healed yet. And it looks like weeks more. But Jack says the children need me. And the hospital bill, it gets bigger every day. Dr. Can I go home right now? I've got good news for you.