First Song-For My Good Fortune

Thank you, Dee Kirby. Yeah, we go. Any special plans for beginning the week? Well, I suppose we should begin with music of some sort. Now, that's what I call a real bright idea for Monday.

Well, you know how Mondays are, Rosie. Who's gonna grab the bowl by the horn here? Well, I'm already. We have it. I wanna flap my hand for my good fortune. I see we're gonna have something new and the way of decorations for our highways and roads around the country, yeah?

What do you mean? New decorations? New trees? Landscaping? No, not trees or landscaping. Don't tell me someone's designed a billboard with a floor show. Think of that vaudeville at 65 miles per hour. Yeah, that's really finished. That's all we need. All billboard.

Don't have no fear. I refer not to billboards with live expires to thought. The new highway decorations that I have in mind are little plastic pouches. What do you mean? A little plastic pouches? A little plastic pouches, like I said.

That's what you mean. That's what I mean. Plastic sacks. Yeah. Plastic sacks. Well, what sort of plastic sacks? And how could you possibly consider them as decor for highways? I think my reasoning is very sound.

And a Canadian firm has a new way of packaging soft drinks. They're going to pack them in polyethylene bags, you know, plastic pouches. Oh, that's what you mean. I swear it. Like you said, plastic pouches.

So I figured that before long we'd be deluged with soft drinks in polyethylene bags. And the teas bags would be, you know, people toss them out of our little bills along the highways along with beer cans, soft drink bottles, wax paper cartons and cutters.