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First Song-Keep It Gay

The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show · 1961 · 19 min · 1,419 words

The transcript of “First Song-Keep It Gay”, an episode of The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show from 1961. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). All Mixed Up plays The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well Rosie, another happy occasion is presenting itself. Yes, here we are, Bing, bright and bubbly for the bottles of squirts. Bright and bubbly. Should we bake that our keynotes? Keep it gay, keep it light, keep it fresh, keep it fair, let it bloom every night.

Give it room, give it air, keep your love a lovely dream. Little wanker, make it poppy and be happy as you make it. Let it seem like a lucky keep it gan, keep it free or you'll frighten the end in joy.

But again, fill out this questionnaire. Sure, Rosie.

First question, what's the drink with the happy taste? Well, Squirt Happy's up first, is nothing else can. Second question, what never leaves an afterthirst? Sounds like squirt with its fresh clean citrus can. Third question.

Rosie, let me see that piece of paper. It's blank. What are you up to? Just keeping you on your toes. You keep on your own toes, young lady. And sing. Squirt! Squirt! It's the drink with a happy chest.

Hit the cold green bottle. It's the first with the fresh fruit flavor you can see It's the drink with the high habitation Get the cool green thing would you share a tune with me? Well I'll split one right down the middle if I have first grabs What do you want to make it?

Let's make it summertime! Well that's when I should share. Share the work, that's my motto Fish are jumping, but clapping is hard, and you're mornin' alright. By the Sunday we may be broadcasting from the moon.

I hope they give us a little notice. You have no spirit of adventure, gal. Oh, I like adventures, alright, but I'd like enough time to pack a lunch. With all that green cheese up there?

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