First Song-Anything You Can Do

Well, there they go, Rosie. Gary Moore and Durbood Kirby. Got their days worked down all done. Yeah, and they're leaving right on time too, babe. Well, they never cut in. Those boys are very meticulous about this.

Never cut in on our few precious minutes. Real nice fellas, I'd say, wouldn't you? How would you like to be following Bob Ho? Oh, we wouldn't get onto the Fourth of July. Well, Rosie, what about a bit of a contest now?

OK, what do you want to try? Oh, anything. Well, I can do anything you can do. Oh, you can, huh? Prove it. Okay buddy, Cole, you started. Well, we'll finish. I hope we make it.

I can do anything better than you. No you can't. No you can't. Yes I can. Yes I can. Yes I can. I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you. No you're not.

Yes I am. No you're not. No you're not. Yes I am. You're the part which makes the things quite rich. I can get a sparrow, which is the bow on our rope. I can do most anything.

Can you beg a five? Me either, can I? Anything you can sing I can sing louder. I can sing anything louder. No, you can't. No, you can't. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Cheaper than you.

Orty-cent. Pissy-cent. This is gonna for a penny and I believe you. Anything you can sing you can sing. Anything you can sing. I can sing deeper. I can sing anything deeper than you. 40 feet.

I'll go to dig and just 60 feet. You're not digging, you're not digging. Yes, I can. Alright. I could be your racer by the people's taser. I can jump to hurdle even with my girl.