First Song-Thou Swell

Big howdy do you bing? Howdy a rod back at you, bro, man. And a big howdy to all from North Cross greeting cards. Big psalm too. Take it, Rosie. Big bing, I've never seen such funny lips.

Mock if you must, Rosie, but to keep my gums warm. Oh, bing. I was talking about these wonderful kissing lips on the new North Cross greeting card. I really am getting sensitive. Have you seen them?

No. If we open the card and the lips inside give you a smile and then a kiss. I really don't think I know the North Cross people that well, they don't know me that well.

Honestly, North Cross makes so many different and unusual greeting cards in every style. I don't know how they think of them all. Well, in their own line, you know, the North Cross lads are about as inventive as Edison really.

Thomas Alva. Malcolm S. He's the fellow that invented the red corduroy Homburg. Not genius. I do believe. But it's easy to see that North Cross has a lot of fun making up their greeting cards and you have fun sending them.

And people have fun getting them too. It's a nice arrangement. So I guess the moral is that the best and most unusual cards in the racks have the N on the back. Well indeed, the Norcross greeting cards, they really say the things you want to say.

And these new Norcross greeting cards say it with a kiss. Those kissing-lipped cards are so funny. Which reminds me, Rosie. Do you think I'm too sensitive? I don't think you're the least bit sensitive. Maybe I should sing now.