Omaha! (Parts 1 & 2) [Non-Commercial Version]

Say what city makes over 300 collections of Daily Mail from 601 Street collection boxes? OMA HA! And if you wanted to hit America right smack in the bread basket, where would you hit her? OMA HA!

And what is OMA HA spelled backwards? OMA HA! OMA HA! Everybody? What?

Not make the weenie bake! Say that'll be the day when I miss the weenie bake in OMA HA! Gee, what's so hot about Omaha? What? Who are you? I'm a stranger in town. Well, listen, stranger in town, you ought to try living here.

It is very likely put the roses back in your cheeks. When I want any roses in my cheeks, I'll get in touch with you. Besides, what have they got in Omaha? What have they got in Omaha?

What have they got in Omaha? That they haven't got in other cities. They got happier people. Look at those happy people, happier calls, they live in Omaha. Why do you see in Omaha? Let you never see in other cities.

You see whistling people. Whistling calls, they live in Omaha. Come out and all, they got the worst best beef, and shoot, they got the prettiest girls to move in. You can join at Sarpon Boy!

Let's the brass go backwards boy What did I do in Omaha? Well then I never did in other cities I just settled down here Brother they've got some town here Take it from me you'd love to stay In spend your pay and make some hay In fall of my heart Well gee if Omaha's all that hot

No one would ever leave No one ever does leave Not really. No one? Only one man. And his name was? Hi, dear. Hello, you little minks. Penny for your thoughts. Well, I was just wondering what is not you, her.