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Addams Family Values (1993) Trailer #1

Commercial · The Night Shift shorts · 1993 · 1 min · 133 words

The transcript of “Addams Family Values (1993) Trailer #1”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1993. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ollie is it torture? Oui. Oui. Oui. Forceps. Forceps. What news? Father, what is it? It's an Adams. Oui. Oui. He has my father's eyes. Go meh, take those out of his mouth. Oui. He's an adorable little baby.

Fine. Rub it in. Children, why do you hate the baby? We don't hate him. We just want to play with him. Especially his head. You'll meet someone, someone very special, someone who won't press charges.

Listen, here, lady killer. Equitted. Women must follow you everywhere. Stored detectives. And the store flew down from heaven and turned into a baby. Our parents had sex. For Halloween to find that out, one bright sunny morning, I awoke with such a scary feeling that something awful was going to happen today, that a chill went right.

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