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70's Commercials Vol. 35[via torchbrowser.com]

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The nose that it's no fun now It's no fun to pull Food taste on rugs that make you trip Who knows what spots make you slip? Farm, farm, oh, got it Always show steady hands These boys on the ground can be dead And makes homework, they place the place Beyond the alert

Watch your step and you won't get hurt Learn to avoid the worst, remember always safety first Marching Mickey, let's all stop here really. And, Mickey, can't see why. And for you, as he... What do we have here?

Marching Mickey Mouse. Marching Mickey Mouse. He needs your help to march. Here comes Marching Mickey, let's all stop here really. And, Mickey, can't see why. Here's the march of Mickey. And here's Dancing Donald Us.

He can be lots of fun to harden play with. Dancing Donald Us. You from Rumba Room. Marching Mickey Mouse sold separately. By coaster, here go, put a pussy willow in the revolving restaurant. Not Skycoaster, partial assembly required.

For a lifetime. This message has been brought to you by the District of Columbia Dental Society.

Our bank that talks to you, if the Ragdianne and Andy talking bank, when you drop a coin into Ragdianne, or into Ragdianne, each one talks to you. Every thought included. Ragdianne and Andy talking bank, except pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters and half dollars.

and half dollars it's from jennox that only took you five minutes that's my blood in that little bag i'm giving it to someone else maybe several people even blood like everything else in this world gets packaged and classified and they didn't label but somehow it isn't the impersonal that's my blood part of me off to help people who need it you know your blood can help too

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