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Tv commercials from the 40's and 50's
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · November 5, 2026 · 63 min · 5,803 words
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Look, here is the new Band-Aid plastic strip with new superstick. It sticks better than any other bandage. The proof? Take a dry egg at room temperature. Touch the egg with any other bandage. Brand X? Brand Y?
Brand Z. Not one sticks. But a Band-Aid plastic strip with new supersticks sticks tight instantly. Watch it again in slow motion. No pressure, yet we can lift the egg, even boil it. And the Band-Aid plastic strip never comes loose.
Maybe you don't want to broil eggs this way, but you do want the extra protection of band-aid plastic strips. They take better care of little cut-thumbs scratches. They stay put. Yes, even in hot, soapy dishwater. Neat, fresh colored, almost invisible.
Band-aid plastic strips with new super sticks stick better than any other bandage. Made only by Johnson & Johnson, the most trusted name in surgical dressings. Be sure you get band-aid plastic strips. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp and listen, mister.
How are you? We're going to use an ordinary garden variety peach with its short, close fuzz and tender skin and a regular regimental hairbrush with its rough, tough bristles to prove to you that the man's eyes, Remington Electric Shaver, will give you a close, comfortable shave, no
matter how tender your skin, no matter how tough your beard. Look at this amazing demonstration. The Remington is so gentle that it can shave the short, close fuzz off a peach without harming its tender skin.
And the Remington is so powerful that it can shave the bristles off a brush. Bristles tougher than any beard. Remember the amazing demonstration of the peach and brush. For the close, comfortable shave you've always wanted, reach for the Remington Electric Shaver.
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