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Poor Albert&Little Annie Trailer
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · November 5, 2026 · 2 min · 224 words
The transcript of “Poor Albert&Little Annie Trailer”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts first broadcast November 5, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Don't open that door! Albert may be there. Poor Albert and Little Annie. Albert was young, intelligent, handsome and sick. Very sick. Albert hated women. It all started with his strange relationship with Mother. My mother's a whore?
Did you know that? In Little Ages she would have been stoned to death. Goodbye, Mother. I've killed you, but you still exist, don't you? These women trusted Albert. They shouldn't have. The nurse took away his only pleasure.
The night lady, all she wanted was money. She got more than she bargained for. The housekeeper, she was practically dead. The very moment she opened the door. Annie, the child woman, he wanted to marry her, not kill her.
No, no, we don't know nothing except this guy, eh? Your car's not real good, you know? Prepare yourself for the most severe shockwaves ever encountered on the screen. Bizarre and terrifying.
Poor Albert and Little Annie. Call the rest. Just like all the rest! Albert wanted so desperately to love. Why was it that his love always ended in murder? Poor Albert and Little Annie. The deadliest nightmare of them all.
Ah yes, ah yes, it's me, Zach, here back at 36. 54 Main Street in Flushing in front of old Adam Trens, who has asked me to come out here to see his new things.
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