The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio (1971) Dyanne Thorne! Edited Trailer

Hi there. May I introduce myself? I'm the fairy godmother around here. I know you're just going to love the story we have for you today about the sweet young virgin and the handsome young log.

Wait. Who said that? I said that. A log? How can a log talk? So she pet her picked up the log, threw it over her shoulder, and carried it on home. See, since she couldn't find the perfect man to make her, she would just have to make the perfect man.

Unfortunately, Pinocchio was made out of wood, but fortunately, I was there to give him life. Whoa! Bundle with this guy! He's got good arms! Chew, Chew, oh wait! Good leg! Whoa! Hey, wait! Wait! How would I always got to tell her?

Here you go, Miss Jojo. Hmm. Well, it certainly ends a good day's work, Campanoc. Why? Why? I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm pooped. Oh, you say something, Joe, Joe? Of course. If you have any of the lady friends you'd like me to meet.

Why? Something really grows on you, don't it? Yeah. That doesn't seem to be all that's growing. I want you, Pinocchio. Oh, it's me. I want work field Pinocchio.

Soon at this theater. It's a bedtime store. Beware of you.