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Vintage Commercials Philip Morris Cigarettes

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Kooja! Watch out for... Cigarette hangover! That stale, musty, smoked-out taste in your mouth. Cigarette hangover! That tight, dry, uncomfortable feeling in your throat. Cigarette hangover! That's what takes the joy out of smoking. And when that happens to you, it's time to switch to Philip Morris.

Remember, over two million more smokers have switched to Philip Morris. Yes, if you're tired of cigarette hangover, join the millions who have discovered in Philip Morris on milder smoke, a cleaner, fresher smoke than they've ever known before.

Over two million more smokers have switched to Philip Morris. Remember, Philip Morris is the one they only cigarette through, definitely less irritating, through, definitely, milder than any other meeting brand. No other cigarette can make that statement.

Top ranking doctors, eminent nose and throat specialists. Actually, suggest Philip Morris in cases of irritation due to smoking. Above all, remember this, you'll be glad to know. The giant is.

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