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The Big Bird Cage Trailer

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 2 min · 210 words

The transcript of “The Big Bird Cage Trailer”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1972. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Third cage, a strange and brutal world of men who are only half men. Don't play coy with me too, so you don't have anything I've been interested in anyway. And women who are more than all women.

I told you I was gonna cut it off and try to pull that shit on me. Me the girls of the big bird cage, and slave to every cruel, women desire of a ruthless madman.

Now where is Jungle? Don't you think I tell you before I let this fat pansy slap me around? Abused by savage degenerates, ravaged by vicious dogs, punished by the terrible machine that maims tender bodies and cripples innocent young minds.

Damn it! She has no right not to tell her. Tell it. She's the only one around here that ever gets any and she won't even tell us about it. Tonight the one thing which would make their life bearable.

Their overheated passions burst forth in a wild rampage of vengeance and destruction. The Big Bird Cage. Starring Pam Greer, Anita Ford, Candace Roman, Ted Abrochi, Carol Speed, Karen McKevick, and Sid Hay. What are you doing, Karen?

Where do you want to be buried? Meagah! And it's Miss Nigger to you! Ha! Aaaah! Aaaah!

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