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Westworld(1973)Original Trailer

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1973 · 3 min · 288 words

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We will soon be landing at Westworld, the ultimate resort. We have you on Grid 5 over. It consists of three worlds of the past. Locking in now? Worlds where you can live out of your every fantasy.

There's Roman world, the lusty decadent delights of imperial Pompeii. Notify ground crews. Medieval world, chivalry and combat in 13th century Europe. Europe, and Westworld. Lawless violence on the American frontier of 1880. They can sit and interst.

Each resort is maintained by reliable computer technology and people by lifelike robots, men, and women. Let's then buy for resort activation. Ready on six, on five, on four, on three, on two, activating. Now. Our robots are programmed to provide you with an unforgettable vacation.

Dinner at seven, breakfast at six thirty. Get lunch on your own. Don't look like much here, but we have everything. I mean, you tell me he's a robot. Well, it'd be. Uh, Vycomartini on the rocks with the twist of lemon. Very dry, please.

Just give him whiskey. He's new in town. Many elements of the Delos resort are potentially dangerous. That's part of the appeal. Go on. You say something, boy. He is designed to provide all this incomplete safety.

In Westworld, frustrations find release. Desire ends in satisfaction. Money endless. And all in a controlled environment. That's not supposed to happen. We know you'll enjoy your stay in Westworld. Hold it. The ultimate resort. We'll do it this time.

We're nothing. Nothing can possibly go wrong. You've shot. Go wrong. Go wrong. Go wrong. Oh my god. Shut down. Shut down immediately. From MGM, starring Euerbrenner, Richard Benjamin, and James Brolin, Westworld, the ultimate resort.

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