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The Nine Lives Of Fritz The Cat Trailer
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This is the event mankind has been waiting for. That risque rascal, that far-out feline. Fritz the cat is back. He's come a long way, baby. And now he's up to his tail in outrageous adventures.
And in the nine lives of Fritz the cat. Fritz the craft. This conquest of the world thing is just to get attention. I was not conscious of this. Fritz the Continental. These chicks know where it's at by the time they're 11.
Fritz the Casanova. Want to drop your phony inhibitions and love your fellow man? Fritz in a White House. Stop kissing my hand. Fritz in a Black House. Hey buddy, move! What's this? We found you with telephic, and I use hair straight in a box.
And Fritz in outer space. We have ignition. You'll make Morris, it's tough to find that good people. Look, Prince, you ain't changed a bit. You still don't know where's that one. I've been ducking girl about life.
Nikki. Are you behind the oven? You can't I rip you? Get the fuck out of my shop! No! No! You! Lucifer. Excuse me, could anyone find an earring? And God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been God for about three and a half years now.
We interrupt this telecast for a message of real importance. Nine times as funny. Nine times as freaky. Nine times as funky. It's disgusting. How dare you? You've got no plaz, man. As fabulous Fritz out Fritz himself.
In the nine lives of Fritz the Cat.
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