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Drive-In Movie Trailers from the 1960s to 1990s

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Jim Rex, what's Jim Rex? Would you believe a movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theatre's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment? Well, that's what it is, and we urge you to learn these rating symbols and use them as a guide for you and your family.

Gee means suggested for general audiences, all ages. M. suggested for mature audiences parental discretion advised are restricted persons under sixty not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian X persons under eighteen will not be admitted this seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation

beneath the surface of our planet they're getting ready for battle but one soldier is marching to a different tune.

Sacrifice. To some, it is just a word. To others, it is a cold. You know, I'm really bad at word games. A soldier knows that the life of an individual and doesn't matter. What matters is the colony.

He's willing to live for the colony, to fight for the colony, to die for the colony. This guy is crazy. I hear you. You and all eight hundred dollars. We receive word that the termite enemy has mobilized We have no choice but to launch a preemptive strike. I am proud to send you into battle into

I'm sorry into battle this miss You know I think there's been a terrible mistake you know the truth is I just I just came for the speech don't worry kid I want you to leave sound off one two sound off We are marching one by one.

We saw her turn by just for fun. So these termites, they are not going to put up much of a fight, right? I mean, we are talking about pushovers, right? Not really, kid. They are five times our size and they should ask it from their four years.

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