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Shoot Trailer
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These are six ordinary businessmen. Keep our story straight. Remember, not a word to anybody. They have plans for the weekend. Call me tonight. Go figure, brother. Six ordinary businessmen. They're out in animals. What the hell are we doing here?
I don't know. I got a lot to shoot. Yeah, but if you got enough to shoot at, what difference did it make? Hold it! It happened. It really happened.
Mother, judge the country who blame us for shooting back. The mood I mean, I feel like turning around and going after him. We ever see him before? Oh, no. They're not gonna tell a damn thing to us.
What are you trying to say, Lou? Look, I'm just facing facts. A man was shot dead. Wait a minute. I didn't say they weren't gonna report it. They've got to report it. A man was killed for Christ's sake.
I'm seeing they're not gonna report it as a shootout. This concerns our families. He's concerned our kids, maybe even our friends. Lewis here, Eddie. He said that you think those guys are coming at us.
When? Soon. Real soon. Where? I don't know who we are or where we live. They know where we hunt. They know when we hunt. I want to ask you something, though. Are you with me or not?
Everybody else is. Everybody? Everybody. OK, I want the following. Blackjackets, 20. Still helmets, 20. With camouflage netting. How many automatic weapons you have? Eighteen, sir. Eighteen, I want them all, five thousand rounds each one.
Oh, wait a minute, listen to me. What the hell's the matter with you guys? My God. A hundred thousand rounds of ammunition. Helmets and automatic weapons for what? You talk about killing and shooting like a man.
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