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90 Minutes of Pure Nostalgia %ü Retro TV Commercials VOL 500!
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McDonald's, let's talk chicken. Are you aware that the public prefers the taste of Kentucky nuggets to your chicken?
What nuggets by almost three to one? No, sir. And is your McChicken sandwich made with the Colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices? No, sir. So how do you expect to sell chicken? Toys!
Lots of toys! Taste our best, $1.99 for the Colonel's chicken sandwich and fries, or Kentucky Nuggets and fries. Comes the time in every guy's life when well things begin to change and all I'm talking about for us Suddenly wheels means cars instead of skateboards. Look, let's broaden your horizons It's time to move on instead of always reaching for that same old bag of potato chips
Why not tearing their bag of nacho cheese Doritos tortilla chips bigger taste bigger crunch? Here's a snack chip that bites back. Come on Not your cheese Doritos. You're a man now. You're gonna handle that.
Come on. Pardon, sure you want. We'll make more. Dave, Dave, if you make a grilled chicken sandwich at Wendy's, they will come. They will? If you make it with a chicken breast, they will come.
It has to be boneless. If you make it with lettuce and tomato. And honey mustard. And put it all together on a toasted bomb, they will come. Call it Wendy's grilled chicken sandwich. Dave, I told you they will come.
It's Wendy. I just can't figure out how she's doing it. For fun around here, me and the boys like to do something a little bit crazy. Put two kinds of cheese, only cheeseburger. For a while, new taste headed to store for two kinds of cheese and lean ground beef.
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