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DIRTY DUCK (1974) Official Trailer

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 2 min · 242 words

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Thank you so much for watching another fine late night feature. I hope you enjoyed watching as much as we enjoyed showing it to you. Right Lightning? Oh, you sure Lightning enjoyed showing it to you too.

You'll be sure and tune in tomorrow for our action pack late night movie. Dirty Duck. The Lord said duck, go out to play in the youth. You see that duck in here, beauty? Hey, man, what's been happening?

He like, you know where you been, I miss your honk. You know I've been around, I've been yellow and webbing it. You know, webbing it. Oh, Mom, I say listen, where on me you feed honk, it's devil, I love it.

Hey! You can still be on the first date.

I love America! Right on? You love America, my Toshi. You're getting ducks don't love America. They fly over and make cock on it. Doodle! They make big green duck turds that flop down into the ponds.

And rivers, they clog up policemen's guns when they're trying to kill rioters and niggurros. And Zionists, you tell me you love America. No duck ever cared for America. Or they wouldn't shed on it the way they do.

It's gonna be a nasty one. So you be sure to watch it. Lightning and I will be watching it. And now, good night folks. See you tomorrow, right Lightning? Yeah, it is. Has a message for the world.

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