The Mole Man of Belmont Avenue (Trailer)

We called this meeting because we have not been entirely forthcoming about the situation in this building It seems there's been a mole man living under the building for some time now It's been eating our pets and putting us generally speaking in harm's way. Well Someone should want mrs. Haberschakl The mole man ain't mrs. Haberschakl earlier this evening

Questions. Oh, you guys are an inspiration As you know, I run a home business out of my apartment It's not a brothel. It's not a brothel. Okay, a brothel is many prostitutes. Anyway... ...see bright lights that keep going on and off.

And if I can't do what I do, then how are you gonna get paid? On and off. So I was like two ceiling fans mounted horizontally... ...and on and off at all hours. What do you think is happening to everyone's pets?

He's not the only pet to go missing from this broken-down building. I don't know, they get fed up with living in this dump and they leave. You guys must really love animals. Yes. We really love animals.

They're too cute to kill! We are a we owe, doo-bee-doo-bee-doo. Now we guesstimate that the distance from the furnace to the bedrock level below is somewhere in the neighborhood of 8 to like 35. Actually, you guys, hi?

Why wouldn't they like us? We're very likable. It's a crook! You're about to die right now. Yes! We've been calling it a mama man too, that's the same word we did. There's absolutely no other term that could possibly be applied.