When Women Had Tails (trailer)

Theatre where you will see the true tale about the time when women had tales. For the first time you will learn all you ever wanted to know about cavewomen, but were afraid to ask. You will see Santa Berger as Philly, the prehistoric chick with a whale of a tale.

How do I tell you how this formula? Our tale begins when Philly is trapped by seven ricky cavemen. Feels pretty good. What? You see. How can you do that? Well, the first time anywhere you'll see Moloch, he makes gay lib look like a Sunday school picnic.

I cleaned the dirtier skates. I told you boys to bury your bones, but it listens to me. See, Santa Burger defend her prehistoric cherry. This is Gern, taking the far-sighted view. He was the first guy to own a piece of the rock.

rock. Singed by the seat of his pants, he becomes the world's first Skyjack victim. You may be shocked, but you'll never forget the world's first love scene. Get on top of me. Okay. Now what do I do? The suspense will become unbearable as you watch our seven intrepid cavemen search for water in the rural desert. Why don't you try

I hear the waterhole. No time to victory on him. You will hear Santa Burger say, you'll be cast with amazement when you see Ugg invent the ultimate weapon. Hear what Oli has to say when he discovers that Santa Burger has the ultimate weapon.

Go cave beauty from 1 million BC. Miss our seven-body cavemen as they go 8 over a decent place. Plus all you would ever want to see of Santa Burger, the girl that playboy magazine says, comes on strong.