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The Great Texas Dynamite Chase (trailer)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · November 3, 2026 · 2 min · 162 words
The transcript of “The Great Texas Dynamite Chase (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts first broadcast November 3, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Candy and Ellie Joe. They'll steal your hearts and rob your bank. Ellie Joe, how do we do? We have old vacations. The Great Texas Dynamite Chase! Well, the money's just sitting there, begging for us to go in and get it.
I'd like to withdraw $20,000 from your vault. What is this? What is this? He's there way across Texas leaving a path of highway petroleum in their way. Oh, God, you're all fine! Don't do that, only you're up there!
We both moved from the Navy and this sucker's had. Okay, now that we've got your attention, we'd like a month. Stand there, go, police! Wow! What is that fucking hard? Candidates, they'll have a good time.
Come on, Nanny. This is a robbery. Okay, honey, one fast move and he gets it. No! No! No! No! Let's get rich. Claudia Jennings. Okay, I'm game. Jocelyn Jones. I see a future in this.
Johnny Crawford. The great Texas dynamite chase.
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