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Homicidal (trailer)

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The Palace Theater, Youngstown, OH, here film fans line up for blocks as homicidal starts its unprecedented sweep to nationwide popularity. The only picture ever to offer a money-back guarantee for those too frightened to see its shocking climax.

Now let me ask you a question. Were you holding his hands throughout the picture? I was holding them back. You was running out. Ha ha ha ha. Tell me, did you uh, did you enjoy the um, did you uh, guess the surprise ending?

I had some ideas about it, but I wasn't sure. How about you? No, I didn't have any idea the way this picture ended. What was the most delightful piece of ma'am in the entire picture?

Oh, I don't know. I guess the ending sure built up the whole suspense. To me it was the introduction of Emily as a homicidal. Oh, do not give the... Emily as the homicidal. All right.

Tell me, uh, will you tell your friends the ending of this picture? Oh, no. Never. No, I'll let them suffer through it. Mr. Castle, I'd like to congratulate you on a fine piece of production.

I think Alfred Hitchcock is going to have to go a long way to try and talk something like this. Well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you to say. Would you tell your friends the ending of the picture?

No, sir. I would ruin it. That is a pump. Yes, but yes. Well, I'd never go home and tell any about this, especially my mother. I want her to come down and see something like this. She didn't enjoy it.

Tell me, what did you think of homicide? I liked it. And... And you? I don't think I'll sleep for a week. And you. He was wonderful. I really, really liked it. And you? Wow. Tell me, now, from a mother's point of view, you feel that homicidal was shocking and terrifying, you say.

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