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Cap'n Crunch (commercial)
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Morning already, see dog? Where's the crow? All hands on deck! Hurts off the pork ball! This ought to fetch them. It's Captain Crunch. The cereal named after me. Captain Crunch, so lightfully sweet, sugar sweet, and fun to munch cause it keeps it crunch.
So crisp, it never uncrunches, not even in milk. Now! Now! Anybody for a bowl of Captain Crunch? Scuttle my hornpipe seat, Og! There's people at breakfast I never saw before! Oh man, it's gotta be careful when he says Captain Crunch!
Now it's your gossers! Captain Crunch! The cereal that's named after me!
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