Jack and the Beanstalk (trailer)

No picture has been more eagerly awaited. It couldn't be made till the perfect star was found. But who will portray the gallant in heroic Jack? Only one actor has the bearing, the statue, the Olympian fortitude.

And here he is. I fear nothing when I am in the right. Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight. This Jack and the Beanstalk is on the screen, but something new has been added to the best loved legend of all time.

And that something is laughter, as only Abbott and Costello can make, with Louis' jerk, Ur Jack, that is. And Bud is Mr. Dinkle Puss, fearless, perilous, and spineless. We got a Shaver. You're right. There's a castle.

Come on. What am I doing? Go ahead. Yes, here are all the wonders of the story every mother has told her child, and every child will tell his children. The magic beanstalk, the enchanted forest, the fearsome giant, and all the marbles of his castle, the talking harp, the hen that lays the golden eggs, the captive princess, all brought to the screen in a brilliant blaze of pageantry,

With Abbott and Costello at their hilarious best, in a laugh-bloated song-sprayed adventure into Never Never Land that you will ever remember. Yeah, and the fiends, not the long-remember friend. I managed this boy! Not to stop the fear of dying, Mr. Darling!

A song for Darling! Darling! I can't eat your rule my appetite. Oh, Mr. Johnny, you should eat something. Yeah. Oh, no. No. No. No. Mr. Dinko-Poo!