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Vegas Vacation (trailer, 1997)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1997 · 2 min · 363 words

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Let's see Audrey, three and all! Look out America! The Griswolds are ready to get away. It was fantastic, Las Vegas! But there's some things they just can't get away from. That's mine! Can you believe it?

They used to test pagebonds on this beautiful piece of property. Don't you worry about radiation. All I know Clark is that my teeth have never been wider and my gardeners fit in out of 50 pound tomatoes.

It seems as if any time we do a vacation movie, Randy said, well, I'm into something else, and I'm serious acting. All right, I'll do it. And then before you notice, hey, you know, it's a Gomer pile or something.

You don't know what the hell came out of him. But he just falls into this character that is riotous. And he's stealing this movie. Hold down now, kid. Chicken's almost ready. Let's let him get him.

Let me throw him in. Great. Love you. I'm starting. Are you thinking of dancing, honey? You got a body, boy. You're in faith, mugs! Together, they're visiting the wonders of the world. Over there! I am your damn guy.

Take all the damn pictures you want. Now are there any damn questions? Yeah, we're gonna get some damn faith. And enjoying world-class entertainment. Ooh, holy cow. Oh, my newton's hitting on mommy. I can't tell you how many times at the end of a take, I'll just be laughing and thinking this is the greatest job in the world.

I love playing Elin Griswold with quote unquote as a husband and this script is great too. It is. It's hilarious. This guy is with us. You take care of him. Thank you. The torch of the Griswold vacation.

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