Grand Theft Auto (trailer, 1977)

I'm Ron Howard. This is Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto is a love story. With cars. That's why we're going to Las Vegas to get married. I want my Rolls Royce. This Rolls Royce isn't exactly mine.

Want to pull over and fool around a little? Also, it's a comedy. Eat it! With car crashes. Driver! Breakfast these young people can be. Couldn't call with Sam and I have done rain. I know what I'm going to have!

Get down! Go with this puppy on the air now! Break into the wreck! Her parents will pay big bucks to anyone who can stop them! You're just hovering up there like a lousy vulture hoping for a wreck!

Well if you haven't, I'm going to report it. In the course of this calamitous chase of the chapel, Ron's caught the crashing of a $40,000 Rolls Royce, Recathlac, Mercedes-Benz, Porsche, Seven cop cars, four trucks, a very cherry man, a lot of Lincoln's low writers, 33 scream and scream machines.

And Ron wrestles his red-hot rolls up on two wheels and do a spectacular chicken run with a whirly bird. Don't worry, they'll pull off. Don't worry, they'll pull off. They're gonna crash. Look out, Vegas, we're coming in.

Hands up, Otto, directed by and starring Ron Howard. Well, hell.