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Muscle Beach Party (trailer, 1964)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1964 · 2 min · 171 words

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The boys are here, the girls are here, and the muscle men are here. Bikini chicks are the bait and romance the reward.

A boy needs a girl. He can count on. Now, D.D. I have just one question. Did you kiss him because he's lovable or because he's the only man on the beach? No, don't quit now, D.D. I think you're ahead.

Okay, how's this for a closer? You can have your cousin, sailor, romance is now. On the way of his pedal, take my chance now. Muscle Beach Party, a melange of muscles, get music and murder.

Lord, Lord, Lord! You go any lower, put up your heads. I'm not interested in the heads. The balls win, you're happy? Listen to me. By Sicily. Okay. You buy half of Sicily. Let's or not perhaps you got a half.

Onward men, the walls begun. Now wait a minute, Fanny. Okay, fellas, come on, we're ready, come on. And if this isn't your idea of fun, then you're a rat-think.

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