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1972 TV Commercials

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 18 min · 2,435 words

The transcript of “1972 TV Commercials”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1972. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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You wonder if it isn't all a dream, a nightmare. The world biggest porn store. Toys are us. The lot of you up against the world that you'll never leave Casablanca live. That's me and my General Electric Tape Recorder, a great entertainer.

That me? My GE? This beauty adjusts recording levels automatically, works on batteries and plugs in and shuts off automatically. Let me put it to you this way. When it comes to tape recorders, GE's got it all together.

Now playing all over America, tape recorders by GE, the great entertainer. Go ahead, call us Kuku, and maybe we are, because now the Kuku Appliance Company will deliver this world famous Cape Heart 72 inch stereo with AM, FM and tape deck to your home for one full week, absolutely free.

free because we'd like to introduce you to our new Shop by Phone service, the modern convenient way to buy. Just one quick phone call to 638-2000 will bring this complete Cape Heart stereo to your home for a full seven day trial period with no obligation to buy or this large screen color television with memory tuning for seven full days absolutely free. It's

not kuku to try before you buy so act now call six three eight two thousand for your three seven day home trial and receive this twenty nine dollar headset free with your k-part stereo purchase or this freestand with your color television call six three eight two thousand now budget terms arranged please more

please more being a mother is not a popularity contest I'm and like you sometimes I say no to snack cake. When I do say yes, it's hoesters because freshness never tasted so good. Hoesters fruit pies, twinkies and big wheels.

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