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Star Wars (radio spot)
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Don't be alarmed. It's only a laser sword fight. Don't be scared. It's only the Death Star destroying another world. Relax. It's only a movie and it's all for fun. Director George Lucas and 20th Century Fox present...
Star Wars. Rated PG. Fereno guidance suggested. Don't be alarmed. It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. Don't be scared. It's only an Imperial cruiser making the jump to lightspeed. Relax. It's only a movie and it's all for fun. Director George Lucas and 20th Century Fox present.
Star Wars. Rated PG. Fereno guidance suggested. There is nothing new under the sun, but under the small green fourth moon of Yavin, there is quite a different story. Director George Lucas and 20th Century Fox present Star Wars.
Luke Skywalker is on a daring mission to rescue a beautiful princess and all he needs is a little help from his friends. Bon Solo Space Pirate and Chewy is giant whoopie, C-3PO, human relations cyborg and his counterpart R2-B2, and...
The mysterious Jedi Knight, never before in the history of movies, has so much time and technology been spent just for fun. Star Wars... Rated PG. Corrennel, guidance, suggested. Star Wars posters at Burger Chef. That's right.
Four posters featuring the stars of Star Wars are at Burger Chef. A large serving of Coca-Cola for 49 cents, at participating Burger Chef's, and a Star Wars poster is yours to control. There are four spectacular, full-color Star Wars posters in all.
So start your collection today. Star Wars posters only at Burger Chef while supplies last.
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