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Night of a Thousand Cats (trailer)
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These are Hugo's pussy cats. Hugo takes good care of his pets. He loves his cats and feeds them a very special recipe. How did you stop? I found the right piece for my collection. And the most original and unusual collection in the world.
I'm going to show you something that only two people in the world know about. By themselves, they are only a harmless pussy cat. A thousand strong, they become a man-eating machine.
After seeing this terrifying movie, you will never be able to look another cat in the eye. The management of this theater offers free burial insurance to anyone who dies of fright during the film. Caskets are optional on the West Coast.
When the cats are hungry, run for your lives.
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