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I Love 70's Commercials Mix

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Mmm, clean. I mean really clean, and it holds any set I want. New beer enriched shampoo body on tap gives your hair super body super hold. Brewed with one third real beer. Wow. But don't drink it. Just shampoo. Whether I roll it, pin it, curl it, or blow it dry.

It gives my hair super body super hold. And the shine of your life, it's the beer shampoo that does it in three bodybuilding formulas. That's body. On tap. A lot of people think of Bill Cosby, but I'm really tooth decay.

I'm tooth decay, but I'm actually on vacation, especially with the teeth I've been working with here. Mainly because some wise guy has been brushing after every meal. And I think the thing that hurts me the most is the fact that he's using crest.

See, Crest has fluoride. See, makes teeth hard, they're namble. You can't get in, you hit, you hit, you hit, and the only thing for me to do is just wait for a mistake. And when I get that mistake, I'm going to tear into it.

Here it comes again right after the meal. Gonna get another little bath. Fighting cavities is the whole idea behind Crest. You're watching the most exciting game you will ever see on your TV set. Star by Coleco with three different games.

Telstar tennis with digital scoring, variable speeds. Telstar hockey, each player controls a goalie plus a forward on the other side. Oops, a goal. And Telstar singles handball, a game you play yourself. Telstar handball, tennis hockey.

All three at an exciting low price. Or great family fun. Hit your TV to a Telstar by Coleco. Mr. Peanut is asking people to say, Please pass the planters because planters pleases three times fast.

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