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The RoomMates Trailer
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A swinging summer that turns into a nightmare of terror. Which ones will die? I don't think of anything but sex. I don't think so.
I love you. Kiss me. Which ones will die? Baby, I'm going to join the foreign leaders. I am a ruin man. Mmm, well, just what can I do to un-ruen you? Well, the only thing that you can do to cure me is to come to my apartment.
And we make love again. Are you a cop or something? No, I'm a woman and I want to be treated like one. As I love her, you're great. As a man, you're not making it.
Virgin! Well, virgin! Stop it! Stop it! What's the matter, little boy? Didn't your mother ever teach you about the birds and the bees? I've never made love with a woman before. You are now, Harold.
Beautiful girls. Which ones will die?
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