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Joanna Cassidy United commercial
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I know I'm a busy woman. Instead of giving me more carry-on space than any other airline, which I prefer to think of as carry-off space. I grab my case and add from above completely unsquash.
I get my clothes free of wrinkles from the closet. I whisk my suitcase from United's brand new luggage racks, and the boss is on her way. Five o'er's fancy sky!
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