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Leap of Faith 1992 Trailer _ Steve Martin _ Debra Winger
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1992 · 2 min · 413 words
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Just off the main highway and a wide spot in the road is Rustwater, Kansas. Prime Pickens for Jonas Nightingale. Part Shooman. I hear Satan knocking, buddy. Can't come in. Part Shooman. We don't need no bridge or selling us a lot of bumps.
Not selling bunks, friend. I'm giving it away. Messiah of the Interstate. Take a whip at what just walked there. Special today's steak, no fish, no ham, no spinach. I think you should stick with your bottom one.
All right, let's get to the middle meeting. Section two. First row, the white shirt, back home. And you, sir. Come on up on stage and cure your backaches. You don't care what these people need.
They're truck broke down and they're looking to cash in. I give my people a good show. All he's doing is selling fairy tales to a bunch of people who have been playing the show. I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.
selling fairy tales to a bunch of people who thank him for it. Whoa, whoa, whoa! I feel a healing coming on. My sister thinks you're fake. Well, maybe I am and maybe I'm not. I get the job done. What difference does it make?
Get the strength in your life. You believe in miracles, right? I like to hear what your sister has to say on the subject. I believe in life. What it does to you? I want you to back.
Are you ready for the truth? I'll bet the last time you had a man was when Nixon was in office. You're so manipulative. Manipulators are sneaky. I'm obvious. Hey! Hey! Hey! A series of alleged miracles have occurred on the town of Rustwater, Kansas.
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