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Vintage STAR WARS Kenner Toy Commercials 1977 to 1985

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1977 · 40 min · 5,986 words

The transcript of “Vintage STAR WARS Kenner Toy Commercials 1977 to 1985”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1977. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Star Wars figures, R2-D2. Chewbacca, Luke, and Princess Leia, they're the Star Wars Early Bird set of figures. These action figures are not yet available, but this Star Wars Early Bird certificate package is in stores with this colorful Star Wars picture-displaced band and certificate to send in to get a set of figures by mail.

They'll be sent to you at home between February 1st and June 1st. The Star Wars Early Bird certificate package, new from Kenner. It starts Vader, watch out! And he's got a lightsaber! It's Kenner's new Star Wars action figures, each sold separately.

I got you now, Ben Kenobi. With R2-D2 and C3-PO, there's even Chewbacca and Han Solo. Someone's coming, Chewie. Who's there? It's Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker. Now I know the forces with us. Darth Vader, R2-D2, C3-PO, and other Kenner Star Wars action figures, each sold separately.

From Tenors Star Wars collection each thought separately, Large-sized Darth Vader with his lightsaber, Princess Leia champion at the Rebel cause, with her defender Luke Skywalker, and can swing him into action on his grappling group, and load Chewbacca laser crossbow.

Spaw was Large-sized action figures, up to 15 inches tall, and ready for action. Large-sized Darth Vader, Chewbacca Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia each thought separately from Kenner. It's Star Wars Radio-controlled R2-D2, 29 volt and 2C alkaline batteries not included.

You can make R2-D2 move, beep, and flash his light by wireless radio control. Hey, let me try. You can make R2 move forward. Look out, guys! That grid, turn and beep. Radio-controlled R2-D2 from the Star Wars collection by Kenner.

Escape pod landing. Where am I? It's the new Star Wars Land of the Jawas that you put together, action figures sold separately. You can move the action lever and make the Jawa capture R2-D2. R2? Are you alright? What are they doing to you?

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