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Public Service Announcements PSAs (1950s-1960s) TV Commercials
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · November 1, 2026 · 16 min · 1,907 words
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What are you doing, Fred? I'm making a list of the seven warning signals that might mean cancer. No need, Fred. We just got our list from the American Cancer Society Volunteer. God knows you love. No cancer warning signals. Give to your American Cancer Society.
Remember, for Tim Woodland from the Wizard of Oz, he wanted a heart. What do you want a heart for? To thump and thump. What would you do with a heart, sir? I jump for joy, I jump.
I'd be careful of what I eat, make sure it's proper for my heart. I'd never eat things that would make me too fat. That's a good sign! Would you exercise? Exercise. Eat your every day.
The doctor said it was good for my heart. You betcha! Right away! Oh, Commodore Grey had a dog in a cat with a big bowow and a little meow. They all lived together with never a bat.
How in the world did they ever do that with a big bowow? And a little meow meow Bowow meow Bowow meow The cat and the dog get a barrel of fun with a big bowow and a little meow Although they were different, they fooled everyone Commodore Grey proved a lot can be done with a big bowow
And a little meow meow Bowow meow Bowow meow Oh, Commodore Grey often said to the crew with a big bowow and a little meow Though each man among us is different it's true My cat and dog and a long sock in you with a big bowow And a little meow meow Bowow meow
Bowow a big bowow And a little meow Join the- Join the laughter, join the fun It's a wonderful time for everyone It's a busy day and when It's dark fun to sing.
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