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And now we have something new coming up this week on cult radio a go-go look at that mean because you're thinking I'm gonna say No, I don't want new because I'm used to doing what I'm doing now, and I can't get it Yes, well, we're gonna pry the shrink wrap here off of these new titles and we're gonna go into something called trailer trash a go-go

That means any DVDs or media that you buy at Walmart is trailer track. No, I go to Walmart I love Walmart there's so it was Walmart. Yeah, isn't that where you buy walls and doors, right? Okay?

Anyway, we're going to be going into trailer trash or go-go and it's a full hour of nothing but trailers. Trailer is that would be the streamline trailers with the tires and you get a sink and a toilet inside?

No, not quite. But if you're speaking about that kind of trailer, make sure you stick your little pink flamingo out in front of your double wide and speaking of pink flamingos, make sure that you stick around for later on in the loop.

We have our five hour feature on the one and only John Waters coming up. And you know if you like trailers, we're giving away something that's got trailers on it. And this was given to us to give away to you from New Line Cinema and also John's very beautiful assistant Susan who I would be glad to stand nude with in a doorway any day

and also from the man himself John Waters were given away copies of a dirty shame and it's John's brand new movie and on the DVD is actually trailers from all of John's films, well not all of them, but most of John's films The Great Ones with Divine and Inimassy. Now we want to point out that the one we're given away is the

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