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Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973) Trailer

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1973 · 2 min · 184 words

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But Strange Erotic Force was taking hold of the women of Peckham, California. What orgasmic ritual unlocked the hidden sexual appetites of these women? What changed them from everyday housewives into ravishingly beautiful women? What bizarre secrets threatened every man in town?

The invasion of the Beagle! Three points of uniformity I would like to bring out. One, all the victims, sexual. Be for one! Ain't gonna give up a little pleasure! I get from screwing my old lady!

This isn't going to be anything new around here. Well, if I have a positive, it was going to kill you. I do it. The United States government sent their top investigators who packed up to dry and stop this sex-driven epidemic.

But you were the last person to see him alive when the night he was murdered. All right. You might as well know. We bald and we bald. Then we bald till he dropped dead. Oh, suction!

Is he still in there? Whew! Confusion of the B-Girl! Is there a man in your town who can satisfy the B-Girl's radar from Sequoia, picket?

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