No, No Nanette

Ladies and gentlemen, the Railroad Hour. And here comes the Star-Studded Show Train! The association of American Railroads presents the great Broadway musical hit, No, No, No, No, No, No, Starring Gordon MacRae and his lovely guest star Doris Day.

Our choir is under the direction of Norman Lubo, and the music is arranged and conducted by Carmen Dragon. Yes, tonight another top musical success is brought to you by the American Railroads, The same railroads that bring you most of the food you eat, the clothes you wear, the fuel you burn, and all the other things you use in your daily life.

And now here is our star, Gordon McRae! Good morning, my mother and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight is music by the great Vincent humans, as we bring you, No No Nannet! Hi, La! Well, sir, rumor happens that the cameras are going to be rolling pretty soon out at Warner Brothers, where Doris Day and I will be teaming up for a picture version of No No No Net.

And so tonight, we're giving you a preview of a preview. Our curtain rises on a swank country home in Long Island. I'll be showing up any moment as Tom, but right now that dream walking through the door looking remarkably like Doris Day is our lovely heroine, Nanette.

The crowd following Nanette includes all the young guys and gals of Long Island. of Long Island and that tugboat taking up the rear is Nanets Guardian Sue Smith. Oh please Mrs. Smith may I go with the gang to Atlantic City? No no no no Nanets!

Oh gee I just want to have a little fun. All I've done since I've been here is housework and housework and then for a change a little more housework. I'm practically a servant. No Nanets, you're a gift.