Stupid Potato
Join Potato PlusBubble Of Sanity
Short · Patton Oswalt · 108 words
The transcript of “Bubble Of Sanity”, an episode of Patton Oswalt. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Patton Oswalt free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
Machine transcript (may contain errors).
Transcript
Shit, I mean, no offense, but Jesus Christ. The fuck? Although you gotta be careful, because you either have to move away from here when you're really young or stay here for life. You can't stay here until you're 38 and go, I'm gonna go out in the real world.
No, you're not. You don't know how it works anymore. You mean I can't pay for sandwiches with a song? No, you can't. You literally can. Nope. You mean the streets aren't made of marijuana? No they're not. Not at all.
You mean you can't elect a hacky sack mayor? No. You can't elect a hacky sack mayor.
That was the 60-second preview
Keep listening with Potato Plus: every episode, on demand, from any moment.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listAll Patton Oswalt transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive